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biggsjason. Please don’t tell Sid and Lazlo about my new family. OUTMATCHED premie

Please don’t tell Sid and Lazlo about my new family. OUTMATCHED premieres Thursday January 23rd on @foxtv. @outmatchedfox 👨👩👱‍♀️👨‍🦲👦👧

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biggsjason. Back off Mr. Mucus, Nightshift’s here! Excited to partner with @Mucine

Back off Mr. Mucus, Nightshift’s here! Excited to partner with @Mucinex_us to launch Nightshift. Cold and flu season is upon us, so next time you’re feeling sick, try out Mucinex Nightshift. It relieves your cold/flu symptoms at night so you can get sleep and #WakeUpHuman (Fun Fact: I got to keep Mr. Mucus. I can’t wait for the boys to get home from school). #MucinexPartner

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biggsjason. Don’t hate the player, hate his stylist.

Don’t hate the player, hate his stylist.

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Took my baby shark to see @babysharklivetour last night. His first concert! Loved it. Next up, Slipknot! #babysharklivetour 📸 @taylorehill

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biggsjason. Happy Halloween from @jennymollen ‘s microneedled face.

Happy Halloween from @jennymollen ‘s microneedled face.

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biggsjason. Last night a certain dictator had me up at 1am and again at 5am, rende

Last night a certain dictator had me up at 1am and again at 5am, rendering me completely useless when it came time to make his @dictatorlunches. So I just quickly threw something together to help stave off his appetite until his nanny could give him a proper meal later in the day. From right: diet pill mixture (left over from my movie star days in the early aughts), Coke (zero, caffeinated). #dadsouttherekillingit @jennymollen

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biggsjason. It has truly been an honor getting to lend my culinary talents to @dic

It has truly been an honor getting to lend my culinary talents to @dictatorlunches. @jennymollen returns over the weekend, so here is my penultimate contribution: “Constipated Dictator”. From top right: spinach (sautéed, no garlic for dictator’s fresh baby breath), leafy greens (hold the tomatoes- they’re “gwoss”), roasted broccoli (aka “dinosaur trees”), stool softener/laxative pills (rite aid, whole bottle just in case), and dessert of yummy prunes. #dadsouttherekillingit #chokedwithpoop #notchanginghisnextdiaper

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biggsjason. Day two of my @dictatorlunches takeover. I call this one “Pumpkin Pie:

Day two of my @dictatorlunches takeover. I call this one “Pumpkin Pie: An Origin Story.” From top left: pumpkin pie (slice, @wightmanfarms), pumpkin (carved, happy face). #dadsouttherekillingit @jennymollen #muthafuckinteets

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biggsjason. Welp, it’s that time again. @jennymollen is out of town, and the respo

Welp, it’s that time again. @jennymollen is out of town, and the responsibility of feeding our little dictator falls back into my very capable hands. To start things off, we have Swoll Dictator. From bottom left: blackberry collagen blast (for skin that’s ripe like fruit), marine collagen protein (for luscious “fish” lips), filtered water in toddler bottle (room temp, for a picky dictator), and @performix_house banana/Nutella whey protein (for that bulging baby body). cc: @dictatorlunches #dadsouttherekillingit

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biggsjason. Thanks a lot Matt Ryan. Of all the days you had to completely shit the

Thanks a lot Matt Ryan. Of all the days you had to completely shit the bed, I appreciate the sick humor in doing it against Aaron Rogers’ 55 point performance. #iobviouslylost

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biggsjason. Hey! Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is out in theaters nationwide TODAY! It

Hey! Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is out in theaters nationwide TODAY! It’s a hilariously epic nostalgia trip of a film with more cameos than has ever been in a movie ever. I’m proud to be a small part of the @jayandsilentbob world once again, alongside my partner/nemesis @vanderjames. Tickets at FathomEvents.com @fathomevents @thatkevinsmith

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biggsjason. Rosh Hashanah is LIT in the Biggs house. Thanks @goldbelly for the tod

Rosh Hashanah is LIT in the Biggs house. Thanks @goldbelly for the toddler-size challah. Thanks @jennymollen for saving me a little bit of the crust. Shanah Tovah, friends.

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biggsjason. “Foreword By Jason Biggs” haha. 
Listen, if and when Eugene writes his

“Foreword By Jason Biggs” haha. Listen, if and when Eugene writes his memoir (omg Eugene please write your memoir!), I’m sure he’ll ask one of his more talented friends like Steve Martin or Marty Short or Tom Hanks to write the foreword, but I’m honored and flattered to have fake written the fake foreword in his fake memoir nonetheless. @lastweektonight

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Obviously, not all couples are the same. But for @jennymollen and I, we started wanting to decapitate each other around the 12 year mark.

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#fbf When I played a charity game on Arthur Ashe against James Blake during the 2004(?) @usopen. (When I say “played”, I mean “attempted to return his shots and whiffed on all but one of them”). Photo of a photo by @rennaestubbs, who I am excited to play another round of “Say This Weird Word During Your Broadcast” with...

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biggsjason. My dad is available for your toddler’s birthday party. 👶🦈

My dad is available for your toddler’s birthday party. 👶🦈

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If you ever run into @jennymollen walking on the street in NYC, this is how you will most likely find her: wearing workout clothes and a ridiculously large pair of sunglasses while eating a salad and dropping a trail of lettuce in her wake. #momsouttherekillingit

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Since the @mets have been making some roster moves in hopes of playoff baseball, might I remind them that two very handsome free agents are still available to play and haven’t taken their uniforms off since they posed for this photo. #tbt #eddiestillisntoninstagram #LGM

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Swipe for photographic instructions on how to live your best fairy tale life. @stanglwirt

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Two people who wouldn’t last a day in the hoosegow. Final season of @oitnb streaming now on @netflix!

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biggsjason. Well, Jenny always wanted to marry her dad.

Well, Jenny always wanted to marry her dad.

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There used to be a time when my wife wanted to canoodle with ME on a Tyrollean mountaintop.

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Hey goat, go out for a pass! #youfuckingwhizzedthatthing

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Lazlo is gonna have a tough re-entry to NYC. He’s requesting that we put mountains behind his local park on Hudson Street.

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